Lord, please help him
If Jesus can see this, we have a young man here who desperately needs your help. Forgive us, we don’t have the strength not to laugh and make fun of his lack of intelligence. We know that somewhere in heaven, he’s shaking his head too, but asking us to remain calm and show good faith.
This boyfriend misunderstood that a cervix and crucifix are not the same things, not even close. We can only assume that the girlfriend runs the show in that relationship and he must be one handsome guy if she still stayed with him after that. Maybe one day at church it will finally hit him.