“You’re back early”
Christmas is supposed to be the one time of the year where families travel long distances to enjoy each other’s company. However, things don’t usually end up as planned. A drunken uncle might start an hour-long speech on why the current president is bad, the causes of our collapsing economy, or anything else in between.

This tenant came back early from spending Christmas at his parents’ house. Upon returning to his apartment, he found his landlord and a couple of his buddies smoking, drinking, and playing poker. The tenant told his landlord he’d be gone for Christmas, so the landlord took it as an opportunity to spend time with the boys in his apartment.