Support peacock
You know what they say about peacocks. They’re man’s best friend. Oh wait, dogs are man’s best friends. Peacocks are cute, Pokémon-looking animals that could probably gouge your eyes out if you get too close. A peacock can also serve as an emotional pet.
If you needed another reason to hate United, here it is. This emotional peacock, which had its documents and everything, was not allowed on the flight. To United’s credit, they informed the owner three times before coming to the airport that little peaky couldn’t ride on the plane. Just so you know, peacocks can’t fly, so it probably had to take a Greyhound or hitchhike its way to wherever it was going.