#10: Best Seat in the House
These cushions with celebrity portraits on them are disturbingly accurate! There is so much detail and shadow work on and around the faces. Shouldn’t we be apprehensive about sitting on such a majestic piece of art with legendary actors’ faces on it? My mom would love to sit on Brad Pitt’s face, though.
We’re not going to lie, sometimes when we think of God, we see Morgan Freeman’s face smiling down from the heavens in his white tux. Hollywood ruined us. Seeing him in a stiff military uniform is comparatively not as eminent. Nicholas Cage’s forlorn smolder gives off George Washington vibes. As for Brad Pitt, well, he can pull off any look.