#11: “Ed, Get on the Floor”
“Sir, get down on the ground and don’t resist!” Goodness, is this man getting arrested? Someone read him his rights; he didn’t do it! It makes you wonder, was it his choice to lay down or was he forced to lay down face first? Either way, we’ve completely forgotten about the rug for sale.
Behind every woman with a fugly rug is a sweet man trying to help her sell it. We can hear her now, “I don’t have a tape measure, go on and lay there to give people a quick size reference!” The man rolls his eyes, and throws himself down. Sometimes, you have to roll with the punches.