#36: “Pickle Me” Elmo
Someone thought they were being super clever. We all thrive on a good pun, but this pun is nasty and disturbing! At least it will help with the noise. I know of several Elmo fans who would be horrified by this. Come get it, $10 for a brutal murder and body pickling of a beloved childhood character.
Growing up, I had nightmares about his high-pitched squeal coming for me in the night, so I’m not a huge fan or anything. I could never imagine paying $10 for a disgustingly pickled Elmo, but it is a good horror prank for Halloween (or just because).