#39: Inside-Out Teddy Bear
Lady Gaga left her accessory at the VMA Awards. Did she stuff some giblets in there? “Edible and can be cooked once the kids are done playing with it.” We can’t emphasize enough that food is not a toy. We don’t play with our food and I’m sorry, Lady Gaga, we don’t wear it either.
This bear is legitimately going to give us nightmares and not the typical kind. The cringe core, Adult Swim version of Winnie the Pooh kind. This is exactly what Teddy would look like if he got fourth-degree burns or got turned inside out. Even his ears are missing and deformed! Ouch.