#50: Get It Before It Expires!
Mario milk. Womp Womp. Literally, everyone made this joke as a kid. You’ve got to admire them for going hard for a 235% profit, though. It’s so preposterous, it just might work. #MarioMilk Only the best, made for and by men! Hurry now, this offer is set to expire.
This thrift is just a straight-up horrible scam. We have a hard time believing this person managed to sell this jug of milk, but you have to give them credit for trying, right? Also, they provided us all with a good laugh today – so they did their part. Mario milk… Come on people, you can do better than that.