So Original
If you visit Italy, you have to flock over to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. They say you haven’t visited Italy yet until you’ve seen the tower, which isn’t true. You could’ve gone to an Italian McDonald’s and you’d have seen more of Italy than many of us.
Anyway, when you get to the tower, make sure to put your hands to the side like you’re doing Michael Jackson’s dance in Thriller. Then, for good measure, pretend that you’re holding the tower up because nobody’s ever thought of doing it before. People will think you’re hysterical! “Look at that guy holding up the tower! Genius!” We’ll just put this /s right here.