You’re in Deep Bull
Everyone and their grandmothers know of the Charging Bull statue in New York. It’s supposed to represent the can-do spirit of New Yorkers, but it’s mainly used as a prop in movies. You probably remember seeing it in The Wolf of Walls Street and The Other Guys. If not, we highly recommend watching those movies. Right now.

But due to its popularity, the poor bull has unfairly become the target of vandalism and silly stunts, such as the one you see in this picture. There’s nothing like sticking your nose in the bull’s hindquarters and taking a good whiff. If you’re wondering what it smells like, it smells like bronze and the snot of millions of other people.