The Swamp Thing
We’re not sure whether this person intentionally covered himself in mud before going sunbathing or whether a passing truck splashed mud all over his body after running over a pothole. Or maybe this isn’t a man at all. Maybe it’s the Swamp Thing that’s come out to catch a few rays on its day-off.
Someone needs to tell their grandfather that the mud acts as a sort of sunscreen and won’t give him the tan he’s expecting. The mud will dry up, becoming lighter in color and crumblier in texture. Ew, and he got the mud all over what’s left of his hair!