I Like My Tomato Slices Warm with Extra Leg Hair
We have absolutely zero clue what’s going on in this picture. We could tell you that it’s a picture of a woman in her bathing suit with six slices of tomatoes on her thighs, but that’s still not good enough. Without context, we couldn’t even begin to tell you why she’s doing what she’s doing.
Doesn’t she know that if she lies there for too long, she’s going to have pale circles on her thighs? Well, at least the tomatoes are moistening her skin, which is probably the only good thing we can say about what this young woman’s doing. You do you.