The irony, hilarity, and relatability of these terrible tweets make us unable to do anything else but have a good time laughing while reading them.

Too late to back out
If a pair of parents is attempting to have a kid, it’s critical that they are clear and forthright about their goals. This married couple decided not to have children.

He just wants to meet new people and have friendships, but there’s a little problem. They already have children. This tweet is a hilarious and brave joke that would be incomplete without a video of how his kids reacted when he informed them about it (getting shared on Twitter, of course).