It Has to Be Socks
This individual could not bear how cold his hands got, so he came up with what he thought was the best solution – hand socks. That’s right, socks… for your hands. Besides that idea being revolutionary, he forgot that it already exists and is called gloves. The thing is that he won’t take them if they’re not called socks. If only we could change the name for him to be able to wear them comfortably.
Do you have gloves? Gloves are no longer necessary for us; we’ll just use hand socks from now on. It’s a fun name when you think about it: short and direct. Gloves have always been too long and chaotic, to begin with.