Forbidden Substances
This individual’s feelings about marinara sauce are so intense they’re willing to lose some online friends over it. It’s just tomato sauce; for goodness sake, loosen up! Marinara seems like a strange choice of food to smoke when you think about it compared to their friend’s suggestion of smoking mozzarella, which would give the delicious cheese a zesty twist.
While they probably weren’t talking about marinara, let’s keep pretending they did. There’s nothing we cherish more than some smoked pizza sauce right now, and that shouldn’t be something to get mad about.