A Mystery
Unfortunately, a few questions remain unanswered, and we believe this one is the most intriguing. We don’t know where she came from, but perhaps a few more geography lessons might have helped with her terrible social media caption.

We are happy that she was accepted into San Francisco State University, although we’re not entirely sure how her experience there will turn out. We hope she made a mistake and didn’t actually think SF isn’t in California because if she does believe that, well, then she’s in for quite the shock.