You Can Do Better Than That, Sun
We’ll never know the physical appearance of the one who remarked, but we’re guessing it’s Karen, all Karens. Otherwise, there’d be no logical explanation for her attempting to re-schedule the solar system’s route.
The kids will have to adjust their sleep schedules for the sake of the solar eclipse happening on a school day– there are more important things going on in the world. Even though you might feel entitled, it’s not up to you to decide when the sun sets.