The yellow defender
It’s important to have heroes, those you look up to and draw inspiration from in times of need and confusion. It’s equally important to consider very carefully who those heroes are, and how their actions reflect your own principles. When you’re a kid, though, the consideration process is slightly shorter.
This kid, for example, has decided that Sponge Bob is an important part of his life, so much so that he’s named a sensitive body area after him. Not that we’re sure where it is, but we’re pretty sure that his mom is going to be a little embarrassed that her child is going around threatening to punch people in the Sponge Bob!