Dating a crocodile
If you’re anything like me then you love to sing along to the radio. I’ve been crooning over Sinatra, boogying with Earth Wind and Fire, and headbanging with the Rolling Stones since I was a little girl. One thing I’ve had my fair share of is confusing lyrics. Admit it, we’ve all been there.
You might have misunderstood what Elton John was singing in Tiny Dancer or, like this confused supermarket karaoke enthusiast, got the number of teeth very wrong in this Christmas tune. I get mishearing something, but surely logic sets in at some point and reminds you that having 10 front teeth would make you an alligator?