How Can Shoes Be Real if Your Feet Aren’t Real?
Are feet shoes? Is this a rhetorical question, because we can’t for the life of us even begin to try to answer this ridiculousness. Feet are unequivocally not shoes. Sure, you place your feet inside of shoes, but that doesn’t make them shoes, does it?
Oh, false alarm, y’all. Apparently, all the stars of the universe aligned to cause the light of the letter B in BARE FEET SHOES to turn off. But what in the world are bare feet shoes? You don’t wear shoes if you’re barefooted! This rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper, if you ask us.