Give Me All Your Burritos!
Have you read those signs on trucks that warn people that the driver doesn’t carry any cash? If that’s not an invitation for a robbery, we don’t know what is. It’s sort of like those BABY ON BOARD signs. Fine, we won’t crash into your car, but not because there’s not a baby in there. It’s because we haven’t fully paid off the loans of our own vehicle. We had a point, but we lost it.
Anyway, Chipotle wants us to believe that the drivers of their food trucks don’t carry burritos? C’mon, Chipotle! Your entire existence is based on the fact that your guys make burritos all the time. And this sign won’t stop us from sticking your drivers up to make us a burrito bowl with extra guac.