What Happened Here?
We take offense to the fact that someone put up a sign warning us not to dive headfirst into this toilet. Everybody knows that you should only dive feet-first into a toilet bowl because they’re so shallow. Also, who wants to get toilet germs all over their hair and scalp?
For real, though. What happened in this public restroom that management felt the need to attach this sign on the toilet? We’d like to believe that they were trying to be funny, but we know far too much about people doing strange things for internet clout. A more reasonable sign would be DON’T LICK THE TOILET SEAT.