Get Your Life Together, Abby
Out of all the ice-cream-based outlets out there, Dairy Queen is the best, and we’re ready to throw fists with anyone who doesn’t agree. We’re particularly fond of the classic Oreo Blizzard, but we wouldn’t say no to a Frosted Fudge Brownie Blizzard or one sprinkled with M&Ms. The point is that DQ is a great place with friendly, responsible employees.
All except Abby, of course. Abby, wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, you really need to get your act together. Your DQ is going out of business due to your absence. Put on your gray shirt, tuck it into your jeans, put on your visor, and get to work!