Inevitable Heartbreak
Oh, look, a sign that predicts the future of each and every aspect of your life. Want to interview for a job? It’ll end in tears. Thinking of asking your crush out to the movies? Don’t even bother, you’ll end up bawling your eyes out.
What is this sign really trying to tell us? Is it saying that it’ll end in tears, like shredding a piece of paper? If so, whoever parks here really needs to pay attention to their rear-view camera. Is someone paying homage to Philip Selway? If that’s the case, why? Sure, he’s an underrated drummer, but what does the song It Will End in Tears have to do with anything?