Injured? You’ve Come to the Wrong Place
If there’s one thing we’re most sure about in the world, it’s this. Never go to the health center in Death Valley. You’d probably die of dehydration before you even reached the health center, and even if you do manage to get there, we guarantee that the entire center is flooded in everyone’s sweat.
As an interesting aside, did you know that the rocks in Death Valley move on their own accord? Records show that boulders as heavy as 700 pounds have moved over 1,000 feet. Is this SpongeBob and Squidward’s doing? Sadly, no. Since and nature have to ruin everything for us.