But Get as Many Selfies While Escaping
In the event of a building fire, make sure you get yourself to safety before whipping your smartphone out and updating your social media page. However, there’s nothing stopping you from recording your heroic escape from the blazing fire behind you as you clumsily navigate your way out of the building.
And don’t for a second think that we’re boomers for agreeing with this sign. We couldn’t be happier that we have the technology to keep our five followers in the loop, even incredibly dangerous situations, but how will your followers know about the building fire if you’re not alive to post a new story?