The Deal of a Lifetime
There’s nothing wrong with shopping for used goods. If you can get a good deal on a product that was barely used by the original owner, why not? All you need to do is inspect the thing, bargain, and strike a deal. Oh, and don’t be a choosing-beggar who won’t come to pick up your purchase unless the seller gives you gas money.
Here, we read a sign by someone selling a parachute. Apparently, it’s only been used once, and it was never opened. That sounds like a pretty sweet deal! If it was used once and didn’t open, then it must still be in mint condition, right?