Failure at Every Turn
It’s never too late to quit your job, pack all your stuff, and start a new life on New Life Lane. This lane is full of all sorts of opportunities, though you should know that it’s a dead-end, pretty much like the path to your childhood dreams. We made ourselves feel sad.
It’s nice that the government decided to name the road New Life Lane, but they might’ve been too optimistic. This lane leads to absolutely nowhere! You’ll have to make a turn at the cul-de-sac and drive your way back out! So, yeah, maybe you should stay put at your office and leave your belongings unpacked, at least for the time being.