This We Gotta See
Alright, we have two pieces of good news for you guys. First, there are dinosaurs beyond the fence. Second, this isn’t a DO NOT ENTER sign, it’s a DANGER sign. That just means danger lies ahead, but if you’re extra careful, maybe a velociraptor won’t tear you to shreds and gobble you up.
However, our skeptic side is telling us that there aren’t actually dinosaurs in there. Everyone knows that Steven Spielberg killed the last existing dinosaur while filming Jurassic Park. If we have to guess, this is a chicken farm, and as we all know, chickens are the modern-day dinosaurs. Did dinosaurs taste like chicken?