No Dogs, Please. Thank
Everybody loves dogs! Some people love dogs so much that they’d willingly put their personal safety at risk just to pet one! Don’t get us wrong—dogs are lovable creatures, but poorly trained dogs can chew your face off as quickly as they can gobble down an entire steak.
This building knows what’s up. No dogs allowed past the fence, please, because they’re unpredictable and can lash out in ways you couldn’t even imagine. Wait a minute. This sign was commissioned by the Holy Family Cat(holic Church)! No wonder they don’t want canines in the area! Sorry, furry buddies, we were under false assumptions based on feline teachings.