Urine Trouble
Welcome to the wonderful state of Alaska, where there are more dogs than there are people. Did you know that Alaskans have an average of three pet dogs per family? A lot of Alaskans are also certified helicopter and plane pilots. The state also has the highest incest rate in the US, but that’s not something Alaskans are particularly proud of.
You know you’re in Alaska when there are designated parking spots for sled dogs. You know you’re in Alaska when the government pays you to keep your mouth shut as oil companies do their thing. No offense, Alaskans. We honestly fishing up there.