The Last Thing You’ll Read
So, this road became disconnected after a massive boulder came crashing down and tore through the pavement like a warm knife through butter. But you’ve already made it this far. What, are you going to turn the car around and drive back down the mountain?
The construction crew knows of your predicament, and they’re more supportive than you think. They put up this sign, encouraging people to floor it and try to fly their cars across the 5,000-foot fissure. Just speed up a bit. You got this. And if you don’t, well, at least you’ll learn whether there’s an afterlife or not.