Too Rare for Our Tastes
The fact that this zoo felt the need to hang this sign up makes us worry about mankind. Did people really need a sign to tell them that they’re nothing but tiger feed? That a tiger will maul them to death, cut them into bits, and sear them lightly in a cast-iron pan while basting them with thyme-infused butter?
Do they really expect us to believe that nonsense? First of all, tigers don’t have thumbs, so they wouldn’t even be able to handle a pan, let alone a spoon for basting! It’s like they’re coming up with ridiculous reasons to keep us away from having the time of our lives in the tiger exhibit.