Don’t Mess With Alligators
When visiting zoos, there are several things you can and shouldn’t do. For instance, don’t jump into the gorilla exhibit and think that the 400-pound beast isn’t going to tear you limb from limb. However, you’re more than free to witness the spectacle from a distance as someone breaks this fundamental zoo rule.
Also, it’s not in your best interest to jab an alligator with a spear, ride an alligator like a rodeo bull, or pull your pants down and moon the alligator, at least while standing within biting distance. If all of these things happened at this zoo, we’re going to assume that this zoo is somewhere in Florida.