#18: A Useful Tool
Either this person has something against the Catholic church, or they failed to proofread their item listing. They tried to sell an ancient-looking “pope cutter” that looks straight out of a horror film. No, this rusted contraption is not a Medieval torture device created to antagonize the pope. It’s just a pipe cutter.

A very large, very old pipe cutter at that. It looks like it’s seen better days in someone’s garage, far away from any poor pope. Thankfully, most shoppers could probably recognize this classic tool on sight without reading the title. This slip-up is still pretty hilarious, though!
