Hit the road, Jack
And don’t you come back no more! Or better yet, get off the road, Jack – you can’t drive! We thought the person who left this kind of note before was the odd one out, but we were being naïve. Of course, most people don’t do the right thing and leave their phone number for future compensation to the people they’ve wronged. *A desperate sigh*.
Also, they spelled “write” wrong (get it? Right wrong), which is even more aggravating than the fact they didn’t leave their information! Actually, we can’t decide what’s more aggravating, but either way, this note is just infuriating.