Is that a prize or a threat?
We’re inclined to think this is some sort of message from the mafia. Otherwise, why would anyone leave a slice of pizza attached to a car’s windshield? If this is supposed to be some form of punishment, well, they have it all wrong. In what world is pizza a punishment? In our world, pizza is a treat or a prize for good behavior.
Whatever this is, it’s funny. It’s hard to say how long it’s been there before the owner of the car showed up, but perhaps the 3-seconds rule applies here. You know, if it’s been sitting there less than 5 minutes or so, they can go ahead and eat it. Should they be worried now, looking over their shoulder every time they park their car?