#26: You Smelt it, You Dealt it, You Did it
If you are ever going to let one go in a public space, you want to make sure that no one is standing next to you… You never know when it is going to be a smelly one or not. So it is best to avoid it at all costs. However, there might be times when you can’t avoid owning up to it no matter what…
There aren’t many circumstances where you have to own up to doing a fart in public, because most of the time you can get away with not saying anything at all. But if you are in an operating room with a surgeon performing bowel surgery, you probably don’t have that luxury…