Take a Breather
Personally, we don’t understand why so many people find loud breathing to be so annoying. Then again, maybe it’s because we never went out with a loud breather. The longer you’re with someone, the more their habits can become irksome. Unfortunately, some annoyances are bodily functions, like in this wife’s case.
She’s become irritated with her husband’s apparently loud breathing. We suggest some private time for her to recharge on her own in silence. Breathing is literally life-sustaining and necessary. Can’t have a husband who doesn’t breathe. Then there was some guy who married his lifelike robot, so who knows?