I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat
This is a life lesson for everyone: don’t ask a woman when she’s due, even if you’re 100% sure she’s pregnant. Their pregnancy is none of your business, even if you’re genuinely happy for them. Anyway, this guy was chatting with a receptionist he assumed was pregnant (first mistake).
She let it slide that she was sick and tired of her job, to which he responded that she wouldn’t be there much longer since she was bound to give birth soon (second mistake). She wasn’t pregnant, she just had a bigger fat reserve in her abdominal region. We don’t know how this guy played it off, but we guarantee he made another two mistakes in the process.