The slip-cident
The greatest gift a company can provide its employees is free food. Why do you need dental when you could have a pizza party every six months? Anyway, one employee was so excited about the prospect of free food that he piled his plate up with everything he could get his hands on.
Sadly, while rushing back to the kitchen, the guy tripped over his own feet. He somehow managed to save the floor, but he couldn’t say the same for his clothes. He wore his gravy-stained shirt until it was time to clock out. That’s totally deserving of an office nickname!