Is that you, SpongeBob?
Senior employees can usually take advantage of the new guy or intern. You can tell them to get you coffee, Xerox a document, or even count the floor tiles (don’t do this). One new hire wanted to demonstrate that he was a part of the team and volunteered to replace a dead lightbulb.
After hopping up on the desk, he replaced the lightbulb with ease, probably receiving a standing ovation from the crowd. However, upon making his way down the desk, he heard the distinct ripping sounds of pants. He turned around and saw that the sound came from his pants.