A little too attached to the job
We can’t believe we’re saying this, but never mess with super glue. And never, ever put super glue in your hair. Also, don’t try to put super glue on your face in an attempt to disprove the strength of super glue. You’ll only make yourself look foolish.
That’s kind of what happened to this person. She was trying to super-glue parts of her purse together when the stuff got on her hands, which wound up attaching her semi-permanently to her desk. At least she has a valid reason not to join any more office meetings. We think this is also deserving of an office nickname.