Learn to spell my name incorrectly!
Maurice, the person who posted this story, was sick and tired of people misspelling his name in emails. Day after day, they’d refer to him as Maurite. Anyone would feel disrespected in his position, so he decided to take matters into his own hands.
He sent a nasty email to all of his coworkers, telling them to get his name right. How hard was it to copy-paste his name from his emails? Things got pretty heated until one of his coworkers told him that was exactly what they were doing. Maurice checked his first email and found out that he introduced himself as Maurite.