Botched Decision
This beast leaps onto his body like it was plucked straight from the pages of a children’s book. Rawr! It is probably best to hide behind those bushes and keep your fingers crossed that it is vegan. We are going to give him the benefit of the doubt for the time being. Perhaps it’s a drawing that his child did, and he wants to show respect for it.
It’s likely that his child brought him something that he had made for school as part of show-and-tell. He was so moved by his son’s masterpiece that he decided to get it tattooed on his body. Or not. It’s possible that the choice was a poor one. If he wants to go on a date, he is going to have to put on a shirt with long sleeves.