Zookeeper Confessions Astonishing Tales From Behind The Zoo Enclosures That Will Change Your Perspective Forever

Memo to myself: Steer clear of gazing upwards when in the company of parrots. These avian creatures possess a surprising precision when it comes to excreting from above. It’s a remarkable, albeit somewhat unsavory, display of their natural abilities. Being struck by bird droppings is hardly a pleasant experience, especially if it’s a direct hit to the face.

Working as a zookeeper certainly comes with its share of unexpected moments, courtesy of our animal counterparts. Nonetheless, I’ve resolved to maintain a prudent gap between myself and the parrots. Let’s just say I’m keen on keeping out of the trajectory of any unforeseen aerial bombardments..