Axl Rose
“I once went on a date with a woman who proudly admitted that she had slept with Axl Rose. Despite the fact that this was in the mid-00s, she seemed quite pleased with her conquest.
The only thing she said that grossed her out was that Axl Rose’s mouth tasted like cigarettes.” Axl Rose, despite his name, does not smell like roses, in case you want to kiss him.