Replacement Keys
Only some people are blessed with roommates who will go out of their way to do things for them. Whether it’s about going grocery shopping, bringing you a surprise treat, watching your favorite show with you, or replacing your lost keys, these kinds of people are hard to come by so treasure them.
The OP thought he was getting lucky when his flatmate offered to make him a new set of keys after he lost his. Little did he know that his friend had something more sinister in mind. Apparently, he came back with this set of Hello Kitty and unicorn keys much to the OP’s embarrassment. Hilarious!