The Footloose Review
This review might be uneasy for some people, but I’ll include it since it is one of the more unique ones. There is no other context on this review; it just said, “feet fell off. So happy” and gave it a five star. This is why this is a footloose review.
Now I am not an expert or anything, but I have two wild guesses on what the product is. First is, this guy might be is a descendant of Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or he is just a butcher; context is everything, right? Though, whatever this man does or whoever he is, he seems to enjoy when feet are falling.