#27: You’re Doing It Wrong
Just like there’s a right way to slice a pizza or eat cake, there’s a right, universal way to eat different chocolate bars, such as KitKat. Everyone knows this isn’t the right way. Whoever says this is the right way to eat a KitKat bar is just trying to make someone angry. Well, congratulations – it worked!
Everyone knows the chocolate bar is divided, so you can split it into equal parts and maybe share it with a friend or save some for later. You can clearly see the marks on the bar telling you where to cut it. We don’t buy it that people really eat their chocolate bars this way – we’re pretty sure this is nothing but a mean joke.